Showing posts with label lindsay lohan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lindsay lohan. Show all posts

Thursday, December 18, 2008

I guess I'm sick. I've been pounding the tropical fruit cough drops non-stop but I just can't handle any more. They're burning a red and blue hole in my tongue. My voice is so raspy that I sound like an older post-tracheotomy Lindsay Lohan. It's kind of awesome, but it also sounds like I've been smoking a pack a day since I was 12. Not Unlike Miss Lohan. Maybe now I can score a role in the Parent Trap 2.
Other vocal inspirations: