Dentist 2: Michelle: 0

I am in a feud with my dentist. I didn't realize how long said feud had gone on until my Dad was in town a few weeks ago and said "Michelle, your dentist called me a few days ago, they said you haven't been in in two years." Today said dentist sent me a bill for missing my most recent appointment. I know I am the unreliable patient that incites the cancellation fees and unprofessional reprimands, but seriously, can't you guys cut a girl a break? I truly do want to have you poke and prod at my gums and contort my face into painful positions, but seriously, your only available time slot is at 8:20 in the morning? Arg. Dentist:2 Michelle: 0